Pick Your Caption. Make Your Statement.
Whether you're rocking Big Dick, Little Boat™ or keeping it humble with Small Dick, Big Boat™, these Whiskey Biz originals are built to get laughs on and off the water.
Perfect for lake weekends, boating trips, beach vacations, bachelor parties, concerts, or anyone who appreciates a good joke. Printed on a premium, ultra-soft tee that's as comfortable as it is attention-grabbing.
Choose your favorite design—or grab both and let your mood decide.
Choose Your Design
⚓ Big Dick, Little Boat
For the captain who's got confidence (and doesn't mind proving it).
Because sometimes the boat does all the talking.
Features
- Vibrant, long-lasting print
- Unisex fit
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Available in multiple shirt and print colors
Perfect For
- Lake Days
- Boat Owners
- Marina Weekends
- Bachelor Parties
- Country Concerts
- Beach Trips
- Funny Gifts
- Summer Vacations
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Wash inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly over the design
Available Options
Shirt Color
- Black
- Grey
- Neon Orange
- Neon Yellow
- Tie Dye Grey/Black (Comfort Color Brand)
Print Color
- Blue
- Teal
- Gold
- Red