Cursing Burns Calories

🔥 Warning: Wearing this may cause nods of agreement and uncontrollable laughter.

Who needs a gym membership when you’ve got a mouth like this?

If swearing is your favorite form of stress relief, consider this your workout plan.

The “Cursing Burns Calories” design is for the people who let a few (or a lot of) words fly and aren’t apologizing for it. Comfortable, cozy, and guaranteed to get laughs—whether you’re running errands, chasing kids, or surviving life one curse word at a time.

If your are in-between sizes: I HIGHLY SUGGEST SIZING UP

Boss Whiskey 5': wears a small tee for a fitted look and medium tee for an over-sized looser fit / medium hoodie 

Whiskey Biz: 5’ 9”: wears a medium tee / large hoodie 

Unisex Sizing

• Sweatshirt (no hood) - 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend fleece with 100% cotton face

  • Basic - Black, Heather Grey, Solid Grey, Sand, Blue, Red, Forest Green
  • Brights - Purple, Teal, Lite Purple, Neon Yellow
  • Pattern - Green Camo, Black Camo, Tie Dye Black, Tie Dye Blue, Mineral Wash

If you are in between sizing - WE SUGGEST YOU SIZE UP